Rate This Groom's Ray Lewis Dance


Gonna be honest, not too impressed with what this guy brought to the dance floor. I get that 70,000 of America’s finest aren’t screaming his name. And I get that there’s not an impending war to be won besides the war against the depression that is the rest of your married life. But you gotta bring a little more effort here. A little more swagger. A little more oomph. This is your time to shine. The wedding isn’t about the bride, it isn’t about your family and friends coming together, it’s about nailing the Ray Lewis dance. And I hate to say it, but he didn’t bring the heat. The slides were there, but the chest puff was lacking. Need more action on the chest puff.


I’d give this a 4, but I like the looks of his bride. Maybe he’s leaving some of that testosterone in the tank for later, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. It’s a 5.5. But at the end of the day, he just didn’t kill the dance.




(No idea what’s up with the new ratings system, but feel free to vote. It matters!)