The Guy Dating Instagram Model Alexis Ren Posted A Video That's Basically An Ad For How Awesome It Is To Date Alexis Ren

Jay Alvarrez/YouTube – A few amazing moments in California with Alexis Ren..I create to inspire& share a story that I have lived with you.. Lets Live

You know Alexis Ren, right? Absolute 10/10 who recently turned 18 and has been blogged about here a bunch. Now this video is going viral under the premise that it’s this Jay Alvarrez guy’s “awesome California trip” when in reality it’s just another example of how amazing life is dating an 18-year-old Instagram famous chick. And I WANT to hate it, really as much as I’ve wanted to hate anything in a long time. But how can you? If you’re some idiot guy who writes like that YouTube description, is in killer shape, and is dating one of the hottest 18-year-olds on Earth, isn’t this exactly what you should be doing? Just broadcasting to the world how great your life is while you ragdoll this chick in bed, ski, and fucking play with puppies on a gorgeous beach with her while millions of dudes are just jerking off to it? This is the embodiment of #powermovesonly. If you own a private jet, you want people to know you’re flying in it, that’s just what luxury is. So while I fully hate you Jay Alvarrez, goddamn it do I respect you.

Honestly the only solace I can take from this is that their conversations must be next-level awful. An 18-year-old model and a dude whose last name is Alvarrez spelled with two Rs? Not exactly setting the world on fire with genius. Who needs beaches, puppies, and sex with perfect 18-year-olds on camera when you’ve got a girl who can drop a Seinfeld reference or the latest news around the Germanwings story, am I right fellas? *puts shotgun in mouth