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I Do Not Understand How Khloe Kardashian's Face Works

Who is that? We're all supposed to act like that's Khloe Kardashian now? I don't give a shit about the Kardashians these days, aside from which athlete Kendall Jenner is trying to ruin, but face changes always fascinate me. When Katy Perry had hers it broke my brain in half. I still don't understand it. 

Now Khloe. Look at all of the faces she's gone through in her life. I'm stuck with my stupid one for good, meanwhile Khloe goes no more than three years with changing her entire look as if she's running from the FBI. 

When the Kardashians first were introduced to me this is who Khloe was…

I know the answer is plastic surgery, and A LOT OF IT,  but to quote the great Vince Lombardi, "What the hell is going on out here?" We just can't have people walking around with different faces like this. It's madness. I know the Kardashians were built off of the pillars of black cock plastic surgery, but this is crazy. The family could tell the world Khloe was murdered and she'd be able to walk around LA without a care in the world since no one would recognize her. 

If you ever want to waste some time on YouTube go look at Dr. Dubrow's house. This is the guy famous for giving pretty much everyone in LA their plastic surgery. His house is preposterous. It's so big they had to put out 15 different videos for the house tour. 

Anyways, still hate the Kardashians but absolutely, positively would.