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Holy smokes! I have no idea what Maculkey Chalkin was thinking when he doused himself with aftershave as a kid, but I can only imagine what he would be thinking if he was looking at this! GAZOOOKS!!! What a silly way to watch Home Alone, Eva! You silly goose! Way to spend quarantine responsibly watching movies! Down with Covid-19! Up with more family friendly comedies that defy generations!
EVA BREAK: Go check in on Fortnight boi and tell him I'm getting tired of doing his job for him!
BACK TO THE EVA!
Thank you, Eva!