If the Weatherman Says LeBron is Going Back To Cleveland, LeBron is Going Back to Cleveland

Honest question- has a weatherman ever been wrong? Nope, didn’t think so. I’ve never once heard a weatherman say it would snow 4-6 inches and wake up in the morning to a green lawn and birds chirping. Never. So this is all the proof you need (besides single every other piece of evidence that shows it’s clear he’s going back to Cleveland) that LeBron is going back to Cleveland. You can always trust a weatherman and his sources. If we can’t trust the weatherman, who can we trust at all?