Here Is the Million Dollar Question – Is Gronk A Good Dancer?

This is a question I’ve been wrestling with the last couple days after watching Gronk tear up Ultra.  Is he a good dancer?  Tough one right?  Like he clearly loves to dance.  Clearly chicks get all hot and bothered watching him dance.  Obviously he slays a ton of chicks, but that’s all kind of irrelevant.  Just from an artistic point of view is he a good dancer?  I’ve been wrestling with this all weekend and even though I know it’s blasphemous I think he kind of sucks right?  He does the same 3 things in succession every time and it doesn’t matter what song is playing either.  Doesn’t matter if he’s on a duckboat, Celine Dion concert or at Ultra.   It’s the same basic 3 steps in succession.  The stand up running man thing, ass shake, hump the floor.  Like what happens if he has to dance for more than 30 second bursts?  Does he just repeat these same 3 moves over and over and over again?  I guess maybe I need to hold back my judgment till I get a solid 1 minute dance reel from him.  But for now I’m giving him a C-

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