Biebs Has A Better Life Than You And Me And He Don't Care Who Knows It

I don’t care if you love Bieber or hate Bieber.  Bottomline is you haven’t lived till you’ve had a perfect 10 smokeshow feed you grapes while you are lounging pool side catching some rays.  That’s the pinnacle of human existence.   The only thing more primal would be a chick blowing him at the same time but he probably just didn’t post that to Instagram because of nudity.  Bieber life on a hundred trillion million….

And yes I’ll be live blogging the Bieber roast tonight on Comedy Central.  Probably get bigger ratings than the Superbowl.