Joe Flacco Has The Sexiest Thighs In Football And Isn't Afraid To Show It
Previously in Joe Flacco’s thighs…
You’re an NFL quarterback. A Super Bowl MVP, electric personality, and most importantly the best thighs in the game. When your team’s biggest story of the offseason is when your running back knocked out his fiance cold in an Atlantic City elevator brouhaha, someone has to step up. Enter Super Thigh Joey Flacco.
His team needed him. He had to step up and flip the script. So what did he do? Broke out the Stocktons baby. Sky’s out, thighs out suckas. You didn’t think all those leg days were for nothing, did you? Next thing you know all the NFL pundits (John Clayton, Ron Jaworski, Barstool Banks, etc) are wondering aloud how anyone is ever going to bring him down in the pocket next season.
Boom, PR nightmare over. Flacco you magnificent son of a gun, you did it again.
