Turns Out Sabering Your Beer Bottle Is Not As Easy As It Looks

Apparently sabering your beer bottle is all the rage on the internet right now...

Seems easy enough, right? All you do is take a butter knife and hit the bottle twice on the neck, twice on the base, then run it up the seam towards the cap and it should pop right off. At least that's how it should work in theory. Here's how it works in reality...

I gave it a try thinking those people were just morons and it turns out it's impossible so I did this instead…

I'm still not 100% convinced it's real. I feel like the seam isn't big enough to be able to saber. I thought maybe you had to shake the bottle so I did that too and and still nothing happened. Am I missing something or am I just an idiot? If you have a video of yourself successfully sabering a beer bottle DM it to @BarstoolBreakfast on IG and I'll send you a piece of merch and feature you on the page. I doubt you will but it's worth a shot. Thanks queens.