Karen Unhappy With Restaurant Social Distancing Policy, Unleashes Monster Cough All Over Manager

Real talk is this terrorism? I mean I'm only half joking. Karen just launched small scale biological warfare on this restaurant. Wielded that cough like a dirty bomb. 

But who could blame her? She wanted THAT table. It is her RIGHT to have THAT table. The Founding Fathers didn't write that piece of paper to see Karen get moved to ANOTHER table a few feet away. This is what LIBERTY looks like. Don't like it? Move to Canada.  But watch out, those pesky Canadians don't want to end up dying on a ventilator either. Might have trouble getting your first choice table up there too.