Yesterday Harry Styles released the music video for his latest single, Watermelon Sugar, and it's already racked up nearly 10.7M views. Before the tune begins there's a quick dedication letting you know we're all about to get real horned up. In a time when we are touch starved, this thing is like a triple beer bong of physical contact to the face.
You've got Styles stroking the deep, pink edge of a watermelon slice with the tip of his pink polished finger, a bunch of women who look like they're having 'When Harry Met Sally' style orgasms every time he takes a bite of the melon, a group of beautiful people writhing all around him...
The vibe is very much Beach Blanket Bingo meets good 'ol fashioned orgy, minus all the various hole/nip/ball sightings. Not sure the song will be my bop of the summer but enjoyable nonetheless.
Fellas, place a couch pillow over those gray sweats. Ladies, have the mop handy.