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Silly Bitch Scientists Invented A Mask You Dont Have To Remove In Order To Eat

I would absolutely rather starve to death than wear this ole puppet head ass lookin mask. Have some fucking pride, some sense of honor, some sense of dignity. I’ll be damned if I put on this Bert and Ernie Visit the Nursing Home Mask every time I wanna eat some bangers and mash. Enough is enough. I’ll dine with my mask off like I’m Future right after March Madness in Dubai.

Invent a cure/inoculation or shut the fuck up, science.