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You Think Jeep Weekend Gives A Flying Fuck About A Global Pandemic?

You wanna know why the Black Plague was able to wipe out 50% of the population in Europe? It's because they didn't have Jeep Weekend. 

We're playing against an invisible enemy here and this opponent has been proving itself to be pretty elite. It's been feeling pretty comfortable playing on the road so far this season but now its in for one of the most hostile environments its ever had to go up against. We're talking pure, prime grade Texas Trash. I feel like if you can survive Jeep Weekend, you can survive anything. There's nothing that your body won't be ready for after that. That's how you build immunity. 

Corn teen ain't got shit on a Jeep Life Woo Girl. 

Coronavirus is going to hear that voice one time and immediately run back home with its tail tucked between its legs. It's all gravy, baby. Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Sidenote: Any chance we can just bubble off the Bolivar Peninsula so these fucking idiots don't ruin the return of pro sports for the rest of us? 

@BarstoolJordie