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Does This Look Like The Face Of An Asshole?

I know Tyler already blogged this. I’m sure someone else has too. When tragedies happen multiple people add their takes, points of views, personal angles, and so forth. And this video posted by some Guantanamo escapee leaves me with one and only one take on the matter

Martin, my dear friend, go outside and get yourself struck by the nearest bus. A car is too small for the type of impact I desire and a train would just be overkill. A bus? That’s the perfect temperature of the revenge porridge I crave after watching this video. Between Marty doing this and Hubbs microwaving his Raisin Bran I think it’s about time we start subtracting banners from the Yankees. These miscreants don’t deserve happiness ever again.