'When I See That Motherfucker I'm Gonna Slap The Shit Out Of Him' - Shaq, Before He Slapped Greg Ostertag So Hard He Knocked Out His Contacts

I don't know why but all I can think about is the famous 'what are you going to do stab me?' line. 

This might be my favorite Shaq story though. Not only did he call his shot, but he completely changed an NBA rule. Teams can't just shoot around together anymore because Shaq fucked up Greg Ostertag so bad. Ostertag was a starter on a Finals team! 

I know it's easy for some young people to forget that Shaq was that dude because he's just the goofy big guy on every commercial on TV. But the guy was one of the, if not the, most dominant player on the court. He just bullied guys despite not giving a shit about if he was in shape or not. He's one of the 10 best players of all time. 

The worst part of this for Ostertag is everyone's reaction. They all just start cracking up and having a good ole time with Shaq. No one feels bad for Greg. It's just well Greg talked shit and got smacked by Shaq, it checks out. How about Karl Malone (noted terrible guy) not defending Ostertag at all either?!? How do you not step up one time for your guy here. 

Hell even Chris Dudley stood up for himself.