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 Fuck yeah. A nice back yard scene really takes this to another level right? But wait, there’s more than just simple curb appeal that makes this humble abode a steal. 

That chair looks like one of the monster books from Harry Potter and the place is covered in dust but that’s nothing a swifer and a vacuum can’t dust bust. Wait... is that a space wall? Cool. I love space!

I don’t love space enough to get a full-out command center? What the fuck. At least that’s the weirdest part right?

Ah. Now it’s obvious. This is a house to credit OnlyFans videos from. Beach masturbation and space pussy. Easy set up without a green screen. It’s not really a home, per say, but more of a home studio. Incredible

damn. Might have to put in an offer.