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Mega Genius And Overall Great Guy Elon Musk Endorses A Very Smart (And Let's Face It, Handsome) Man To Run For Public Office

There we go, Elon! Knocked it outta the park! I've been waiting for the day where Elon Musk does something right and he finally did it, he endorsed Dave Portnoy to run for public office. Listen, Elon and I have had our issues in the past. That's well documented on this website. I've said some things about how he's a complete and total fraud, he's said nothing and made billions of dollars off his successful companies, I've said some more things about how he's an overrated douche bag, he's once again said nothing at all and continued to make more money than I could make in a billion lifetimes but hey, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. Let's bury that hatchet pal. Let's do it huh? For the greater good of the world.

And I mean come on, this guy Elon has given us Tesla and SpaceX. Gee whiz. Two SUPERB companies that have really pushed the boundaries of technology as we know it. And I don't know if you've heard but Elon is trying to get us to Mars (!!!!!) which he 1000% will do because, if I know one thing about Elon Musk, it's that when he says he's gonna do something, he does it. No ifs ands or buts about it. Put that supercharged brain of Elon's with the brain of Dave Portnoy who has created a 450 million dollar company brick-by-brick from nothing and we're talking about world domination. Barstool Sports and Elon Musk, together as one.

Am I only saying nice things about Elon because the man he endorsed happens to be my boss and is the man who holds the very fate of my life and career in the palm of his hand? A man who, with the financial backing from Elon Musk, very well could actually be the President of the United States some day and I don't want the situation to arise where Elon says to Dave, "Get rid of the fucking guy who wrote over 150 blogs about how much I suck and I will literally give you an unlimited campaign budget"? Nope. Not one bit. Those things are not connected whatsoever and it's incorrect to think so. I just like giving props where props are due. Dave really should run for public office and Elon was smart to point that out. Simple as that.

Portnoy/Musk 2024 and beyond. To The Moon, literally.