Astronaut Shows Up To The Lightning vs. Panthers Game Because Florida

I don’t really know how to explain it, but the people who go to the game straight to work without bringing a change of clothes always rub me the wrong way. Maybe it’s because I don’t have a job that I need to wear a suit to everyday (even though sometimes I prefer to wear a suit anyway), but I just never enjoy seeing people at the game in a shirt and tie. Bring a jersey with you and throw it on over top. Quit trying to act like you’re better than everyone else. But if you’re an astronaut working in Cape Canaveral who just spent your day working in outer space and you gotta get your ass across the state to Tampa in time for puck drop, I guess I can’t really fault you at all. And it least he doesn’t look as douchey as the dude he’s sitting next to with that receding hairline and shmedium golf shirt.

P.S. – This hasn’t been confirmed yet, but I’m almost positive the man in that suit is Ilya Bryzgalov. Probably decided to take a quick trip up to space to check out just how humaaangus big it is for himself.

P.P.S. – Has anyone heard from the Capstronaut lately? If you see him, make sure you let him know he just got completely posterized by the new kid on the block.