Max Pacioretty Trolls Bruins Fans And Walks Around Boston Getting Everyone To Tell Him How Great He Is

Been a tough few days fro Bruins fans. Between the Bs getting their asses kicked up and down the ice, getting shit on by the lowly Lightning scoreboard operator, and now Max PAcioretty coming into our kitchen and eating our lunch… none of it has been easy. But you know what? At the end of the day, joke’s on Max here. Nacho sauce and tortilla chips? That’s your honorary burger bro? Fucking gross. I respect that you have a sandwich and all but, frankly, I’d rather have white fish and sable and capers  than some nasty fast food burger with cheap nacho cheese and stale chip crumbs. I don’t even want to taste it, that sounds awful. I know it sucks! Max 67 sucks! I won’t taste it!