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DONT FINGER YOURSELF AND OR JERK OFF IN IKEA’S BATHROOMS



IKEA is NOT the place to get your rocks off ... that's the company's friendly reminder after a woman pleasured herself on camera inside a store in China.

The Swedish furniture company is kindly reminding folks not to masturbate while shopping after footage of a woman doing just that went viral on Chinese social media.

In the raunchy clip, you see a half-dressed woman touching herself while sitting on sofas, chairs and beds displayed throughout the store -- at one point, other shoppers walk by and seemingly get a peep show. The woman even twerks for the camera.

IKEA is very concerned this could become a trend. The Swedish homeware group says ... “We resolutely oppose and condemn this kind of behavior, and immediately reported it to the police in the city of the suspected store."

IKEA's reminding shoppers to visit stores in an "orderly and civilized way." Translation ... hands to yourselves (social distancing and all), but NOT on yourselves, please!

This is bullshit! I mean, if you can’t test the furniture out, what good are show rooms? You ever tried to put IKEA shit together? It takes forever. Their return policy is good but you aren’t gonna utilize that after going through the hassle of installing it with their god-awful directions. Twist screws? The fuck are those?

You cant bring home your new sofa or chaise lounges in order to try it and by that I mean shake your cheeks and beat the bean like this lady did to her privates so what else are you supposed to do? If you don’t want women squirting on your love seats, make them easier to put together. It’s really that simple. We will continue masturbating until the instructions improve. You have one day. ONE DAY! Seems like orgasms are like everything else in the world. Made in China only smh.