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Death. Taxes. Darren Rovell Being The Absolute Fucking Worst.

Darren Rovell attempted to submit a normal Tweet on Twitter.com today about what it will take for the NFL to come back. He devised three simple steps describing how this will work, if it's going to work. Let's see what he's got. 

#1. Players sign waivers that team isn’t responsible for them contracting Covid-19. 

I'm not sure that's how waivers are going to work here. 

#2. All players will sign.

Certainly a rash assumption some would say. Okay let's see what step 3 is. Oh wait... there's more for step 2? 

(They already get CTE with near certainty).

The perfect Rovell tweet. What an unbelievably unnecessary jab to step 2. Comparing accepting the risk of CTE (something you cannot spread) to accepting the risk of getting COVID-19 and giving it to everyone in your family. What a leap. CTE and a global pandemic are the same thing according to Darren. Baffling. 

As you can assume he got destroyed in his replies. No one has ever welcomed negative engagement quite like Rovell. He gets off on it and he wasn't done getting ratio'd either! 

That might be the single dumbest thing I've ever read on this website. That is a jarring response. Who are the 14 people who liked that Tweet? Burners? Darren fucking Rovell. The king of negative engagement on Twitter just to get engagement. Can't get out of his own way. Maybe he doesn't want to? What an asshole. Fuck you Rovell.