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Diabolical Florida Protesters Are Doing Pushups And Squats On Courthouse Steps Until They Reopen The Gyms

Alright now I’m starting to take these protesters more seriously. You wanna show up to a courthouse and just yell into a bullhorn you can take a seat and pipe down. You start squatting and doing push-ups directly in my face you will have my full undivided attention. Never mind the fact you’re proving exactly why you actually don’t even need a gym to exercise as you’re exercising adequately without one, that’s exactly why I’m taking them seriously. This is like Shaq protesting that he’s not tall enough and I love every second of it. Give these people literally whatever they want before they start doing burpees all over Florida, scaring the women and children into permanent hiding.