We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of getting Absolutely Fucking Shredded.
The issue I typically have with protesters is that they're always just standing there doing nothing and acting like that is going to create the change and action which they are seeking. Like if you see an injustice in the world and you want it to be righted, then that's great. But actually do something about it instead of just standing around and shouting a few words while you make everybody else late for work, ya know?
Which is why I have to admit that I'm 100% on the side of these protesters in Florida. I mean I feel like opening up gyms right now is a pretty horrible idea. Just do some pushups at home and go for a run. Pushups not enough for you? Go find that big ass baby and toss him on your back for a little extra weight. Just because you're not using a set of Precor dumbbells doesn't mean you're not lifting the same amount of weight. Jesus didn't have a gym and he was still shredded. But I digress.
Regardless of whether or not I agree with their stance to reopen the gyms in Florida, I'm with them because they're putting in the work. They're not just standing around and chanting some words in unison while holding up some signs. They're getting their fucking grind on. They're banging out sets of pushups and bodyweight squats. I'd be 50/50 if they were just focusing on their chest and arms but the fact that they're not skipping leg day has me throwing my whole support behind these Patriots. If they want some fucking gains, then who is the government to strip that right away from them? Thomas Jefferson is rolling in his grave right now. Our Founding Fathers beat the shit out of the British for far less.
They had the Boston Tea Party, and now it appears we have the Clearwater ProTEAn Party. (nailed it)
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