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My Dick Is Very Confused About This Hot Chick Who Hunts and Kills Animals In Africa

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The Internet is losing their mind about this chick. Nobody knows what to think. I don’t know what to think. I asked my dick, my dick doesn’t know what to think. Obviously we want to have sex with her, but we are horrified of her too. Legit scared dickless of her. One misstep and you are Hunger Game’d before you can apologize. Didn’t change the tp roll? Cross bow in your skull. Forgot to take out the garbage? No worries, tranq dart in the neck.

Meanwhile, her Facebook page is just the Internet in all it’s Internet glory. Has people screaming at her from one side, praising her from another, and being hit on in between. It’s a wild, wild place if you want to spend some time reading comments on her pictures.

My verdict is I would like to have many sexes with her, but I also would like a cheetah to maul her face off. In that order (preferably, but not mandatory).

 

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