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Karen With The Finger Roll Softer Than Her 1000 Thread-Count Sheets

Normally I’d say this fella could blame getting slightly crossed and rolled on his moccasins. But Karen is wearing the Payless special flats that were 2 for 1 so now he’s chopped and screwed. She got one pair of tan and the other is black. Sensible. She can wear those two pairs with nearly anything.

That’s what every adult needs. Two pairs of shoes that allow you to focus on other things. When you don’t have to worry about which shoes to wear with what outfit, you can concentrate on your game because ball is life, even when you’re getting to the latter stages of your own.

Who would have thought that wearing khakis, a cardigan, gas station shades, and cheap flats is what Future meant when he said dress it up and make it real for me. Ballin like it’s March Madness.