Apologies to all the Titans fans hoping to see their team take the next step in 2020 because those dreams died when Steve Underwood called it a career. Nobody in an entire franchise is able to rest when the guy at the top of the org chart looks like a Jim Henson creation while Henson was on acid. Try resting on your laurels when your Team President walks out of the tunnel with essentially a strapless Bane on any given Sunday.
I know the team looked great with Ryan Tannehill under center and Mike Vrabel offering to sacrifice his dick is something the Football Gods truly appreciate. But if you don't have a complete wild card running the show with a womb broom and colon cleaner on his face that may pounce on you at any given moment, you are just another team in a league that takes great length to make everyone average.
Blogger's Note: To be clear, Mr. Underwood and his facial hair have retired from the Titans. If by some awful chance Mr. Underwood pulls the idiotic move and retires the facial hair by shaving/killing it, there will be a blog letting you know