As a big time emoji connoisseur I’m conflicted here. I appreciate this guy being so good with the emoji arts that he could get a number in five texts since there are guys who couldn’t use the most beautiful words in the world to get those results. But it sort of seems like a hollow victory, like it shouldn’t have been that easy and I lost respect for everyone in the process. So it comes down to two things: 1) Either this dude is so good looking that he could have said anything short of asking for her to take a dump on a glass table and he was still getting the numbers OR 2) Just another reason to never trust a girl with a guy name, nature’s greatest loose cannon.
Anyway last week’s Tinder roundup seemed to be nice and, let’s be honest, a perfect and painless way to end a Friday for both you and me. So let’s try doing this again with the best/funniest/weirdest of the week and see how it goes. If you’ve got any Tinder gems of your own, tweet them at me.
Now go out there and get em fellas. And by “get em” I mean “let’s pull some Jack Bauer shit and triangulate coordinates to find Jasmine.” Same diff.