BREAKING: I Will Not Be Purchasing The New Yeezy's. There, I Said It

I'm sorry but I just won't do it. No matter how badly you want me to, I will not be purchasing a pair of Yeezy 451's. Primarily for the reason that these shoes...well...these shoes absolutely fucking suck. Don't know what else to say. 

I'll admit, however, that they do look quite delicious. 

If Rex Ryan was craving some dumplings then he'd be all over these bad boys. But yeah, hate to be the bearer of bad news here but they're not for me. 

Instead, I'll continue to purchase the same pair of white Vans and Nike Air Max's which I've been buying for the past 10-15 years. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. That's what momma always said. 

Noted Sneaker Head, @BarstoolJordie