Smokeshow Calls 911 To Report A Fire... The Fire's Location? Her "Pussy"

An Ohio woman is facing multiple charges after she allegedly called 911 and requested the fire department put out a fire in her crotch.

The Port Clinton News Herald reported that 50-year-old Katrina Morgan faces a felony charge of disrupting public services and a misdemeanor charge of making false alarms.

Morgan is accused of calling 911 Saturday evening and reporting that her “p—y” was on fire, according to a police report from Port Clinton Police Department. Additionally, Morgan asked if the fire department’s hose was working, and told the dispatcher she needed somebody to “come put it out with their hose.”

Goodness gracious alive! This lady was ready to fuck and can you blame her? It's late at night and youve been social distancing for WEEKS. Next thing you know, you've had a few too many glasses of Moscato de Asti and you're feeling absolutely limber. There's a passion in your groin the likes of which you've never experienced. Your inner goddess is ready to bust out of your body and vagina like a sexual Kool-Aide man. 

What did you need? A strapping fireman to whip out his hose and cover you with his nut water. Talkin semen. Does he do it? Does he give you your groin's desire by filling you up like youre a gas station in New Jersey? No. No, he doesn't. Their loss though because you know deep down that your pussy be poppin. Incredible.