Better NIT Showing - Lonely Pitt Fan Vs. Fat, Stripping La Tech Fan

Pitt fan with no friends

vs.

Big sexy at La Tech

Before the big dance kicks off today and steals the NIT’s girlfriend, I wanted to give a quick shout out to these super fans.  But to be honest, this is a 1 vs a 16 as far as match ups go.  The Pitt fan has the heart and the courage but he’s running into a fucking buzzsaw with this fat Louisiana Tech guy.  I mean I couldn’t have gotten out of a shirt and tie that quickly if Anna Kendrick walked into my room and screamed for me to fuck her brains out.  Yet this guy goes from business to party in about one second flat.  Plus apparently this slobs name is Champagne Ernie?  Outstanding nickname for a guy like this.  Simply outstanding.  So I’m not even going to put it up to a vote because the lonely Pitt fan would lose in a bloodbath, and he’s already been through enough this year.  And also because I have no idea how to add the voting tab on the new site.  But definitely more so out of compassion than incompetence.