Teens Try To Steal 70 Year Old Woman's Car, Fail When They Don't Know How To Drive Stick And She Almost Kicks Their Asses

HuffPo — Three teens tried to steal an elderly Seattle woman’s car at gunpoint on Saturday but realized too late that none of them knew how to operate the car’s stick shift. According to Seattle news outlet KOMO, Nancy Fredrickson, 70, was returning home after buying a sleeping bag at a local garage sale. She was unloading it from her trunk when she noticed the would-be thieves, one of whom allegedly pointed a gun in her face. Fredrickson told KOMO one of the teens got ahold of her keys and the rest of the group climbed into the car, ready to make their escape. But they weren’t able to drive away. “I got a 5-speed in there, and they couldn’t figure out how to get it going,” Fredrickson said.

How about meemaw with the karate clinic!? Good god, that was the last thing I expected when I saw that Joe Dirt mop. Look at this ferocious swordhand!

Manual transmission be damned, those kids are just lucky to be alive! They were probably a second away from a flurry of Austin Powers judo chops. Just the most emasculating beatdown this mind can imagine. Warning shots have been fired though, don’t try to steal her 5-speed again. Nancy Frederickson is a force to be reckoned with.

Savage.

PS: Who in their right mind drives stick anymore? It’s pointless. Everybody has their one friend who swears by their 5-speed. “Nah man, I wouldn’t have it any other way. Gotta drive stick.” Forget that nonsense. You gotta have both feet working and use up your good texting hand when you drive stick. That’s no way to go through life. Automatic, all day.