Because It's Necessary: A Company Is Making Gold Plated KFC Chicken Bone Necklaces

 
FB - For those individuals who’ve experienced the urge to preserve their meals in gold, the people who brought you fried chicken candles are now offering an “invention so kick-ass, it will change the jewelry game forever”. An overstatement, yes, but these gold-plated Kentucky Fried Chicken bones are hilarious, nonetheless. Created by Kentucky for Kentucky designer Meg C, the necklaces feature an actual KFC bone from an 8-piece chicken dinner covered in 14 karat gold. 20 of the “Gold Kentucky Fried Chicken Wang Bone Necklaces” — made in Kentucky, of course — will be sold online at 10 am, Friday, June 27.

Every so often you stumble upon something so wonderful, you wonder how you never saw it before. Usually it’s a girl’s sweet, sweet ass in a GTA, but other times it’s something like this. Something you didn’t really realize you needed it in your life until you saw it. The last time that happened was when I saw this:

 
Like, fuck yea, I need to go down 100 water slides into the ocean and then do it all over again all day every day until I die. When I win the lottery, I’m building that in my backyard. But until then, I’ll have to settle for a chicken bone coated in gold. I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who once said “there’s no better gift than a piece of chicken bone coated in gold”. And wouldn’t you know it, now it’s available for purchase. Jefferson’s vision, finally realized.