College Kid Sends All His Tinder Matches A Google Survey To Find Out Which Girls He's Most Compatible With

Alright picture this, it's late on a Friday night. You've had a few cocktails and are feeling frisky so you decide to fire up Tinder. You match with a cute guy and he stars typing. What's he going to say!? Just then, the phone dings and his message comes through....

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But wait, it gets better. You click on the link only to find out that it's a full blown survey gauging your compatibility starting with pictures...

And ending with a few open ended questions including "What was your first impression of me?" (organized) and "How uncomfortable did this make you?" (very)

Will the survey method work? It's tough to tell, but no. The only way it'll work is if he's abundantly clear that he's joking. Otherwise he's the weirdest guy on earth. That's not to say I don't understand what he's doing...time is valuable and there's a lot of fluff in the online dating world, but still, I feel like a one liner would be more effective. Then again, what do I know? Good luck, Simon!