The Colts Are Trying To Make The NFL Rock And Jock Football And I'm All In
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Well I guess we just answered the question of what was in Jim Irsay’s metal briefcase. Lots and lots of weed and acid and mushrooms and basically every drug you can imagine. Jimmy boy losing his mind proposing all kinds of wacky shit. I for one would love this. Teams would always have a shot at getting back into a game. Being down 3 scores would automatically turn into 2. More onside kicks, more comebacks, longer games (I always want longer games, fuck people who wants LESS football). Let’s go. Get on board boys, football may be dying for the concussion crowd but it’s thriving in the sick demented mind of Jim Irsay.
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No chance this bites the Bears in the ass right? We’re always sharp as a knife on game day.
