Is it a boy? Is it a girl? IT DOESN'T MATTER. It's a Bills fan with an older brother that may or may not have early onset CTE and a family that hammered a couple of 30 racks to celebrate! That video told me more about that kid than any amount of blue smoke or pink cake possibly could. Regardless of if a penis appeared on the ultrasound or not, that little bundle of joy will be spending most of its Sundays during the fall and winter getting black out drunk while destroying a comical amount of perfectly good tables North of The Wall with all the other wonderful wildlings in Buffalo in the name of Bills football. Oh yeah, and that poor little soul is almost definitely going to get its heart broken for decades by Patriots Coach Steve Belichick and quarterback Benjamin Brady. But that's okay, because if we know one thing, it's that NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS.