Big Blue Boner Alert: Not Only Did Joe Judge Finally Mention Daniel Jones' Name, But He Actually Praised Daniel Jones!

Yeah I know I used that gif earlier this week when discussing Tim Tebow's quarantine being like a "prolonged honeymoon" with his Miss Universe wife. But I feel the same way about Tim Tebow catching up on years of cumming as I do about Daniel Jones finally getting his name mentioned by his head coach. Joe Coach Judge saying Daniel Jones' name may be the biggest scoop Tiki and Tierney have gotten and they were the ones who pretty much broke the Steve Cohen news.

I love Coach Judge because he comes off more as a legit no nonsense motherfucker than he does a Belichick wannabe and I truly believe that his whole refusing to comment on players before seeing them on film and in person was legitimate Football Guy shit. I also love my sweet little lamb Daniel Jones and think his talent along with drive that took him from a 0 Star prospect to an NFL starting quarterback that is as boring (in a good way) as Eli Manning is the perfect kinda guy to lead a Coach Judge team. However, until Coach Judge actually said SOMETHING about Daniel Jones, I was always going to be worried how things were going to work out because maybe there was something Coach Judge just didn't like about Jones. It could have been DJ's decision-making, butterfingers, cut of his jib, lack of cut on his jib. I don't know what jib is, but I know Coach Judge loves a good jib.

Which is why hearing Coach Judge come as close to gushing about DJ as Judge's demeanor would allow was like watching your two favorite characters on a sitcom finally hook up after years of Will They Or Won't They sexual tension. I would have just taken a "Daniel Jones is our starting quarterback as of now" or "Daniel will compete into camp and compete for the job with Colt McCoy, Alex Tanney, Shea Patterson (who I love that the Giants signed as an UDFA because of his hype), and Case Cookus (who I love the Giants signed as an UDFA because of his name).

But to have a hardass like Coach Judge not only reference things he liked about Daniel Jones but reference the kind of shit you know Coach Judge loves was like watching those sitcom characters make sweet love on their first date, pop out a baby, and live happily ever after. Coach Judge isn't just on the Danwagon with me. He's riding shotgun and buying snacks for everyone else riding with me. Sorry Coach, but I'm the driver because I was on the wagon first and I will be on it all the way until we pull into Canton. 

Okay, that was a little bit of an aggressive statement but I don't care because the thought of this young offense coming together behind a real NFL offensive line has me HYPED about a season that may not even be played. The NFC East is so fucked now that our head coach has acknowledged our young franchise QB exists.

P.S. Please don't show this blog to Coach Judge because I'm sure he doesn't like his name being in the same sentence as the word "Boner". Thank you.