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Wake Up With Heart Of Glass By Blondie

Nobody gives a fuck I'm 2 hours late on the wakeup. Nobody. May 1st = new month = new me and that starts with turning the page to an absolute fucking banger. I feel like we're about to rob a bank in slow motion and then blow the score on cheap hookers and uppers. 

That's what I want when I turn to 80's music. I want to be a bad boy and feel dangerous. 

Let's have ourselves a May.