Question - Do You Think Dan Bilzerian Came To Party? Answer - Yes, Because He Said So And He's Also Carrying An Alligator, So Cool!

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Well fuck me huh? I thought I partied when I drank beer and hung out with friends, NOPE! You only party if you dress like a gay cowboy and carry around an enormous alligator. What a party animal. And the best part is it’s totally normal and cool, totally not a try hard move at all to show up to a party with a live gator. Some people bring wine or desert, some people bring alligators, see? Not crazy at all.

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And yes this blog was written partially from a place of jealousy, obviously.