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The Milkiest Cow Tits of All Time

God damn! That’s some milky utters. The flow from them milk bags look like a casual Friday night at 1130pm for ole Dana Beers. Just a thick stream of strong, clear piss after crushing a zillion beers with a plastic cup on his head so Marty mush can casually toss a ping pong ball off 9 pots, 4 pans, and two candelabras set up in a maze that covers 2 bedrooms and a dining hall whilst the world watches on a live stream for 4 hours waiting for Mr. 2138 to show his face again.

Anyway, I love that @tractoors account. I strongly recommend you follow it for days like this when there’s NOTHING important for me to blog about. Nothing. NOTHING. I’ve been looking for hours and settled on some dude squeezing old milk. IM SO BORED FUCK