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LETSSSSSS GOOOOO! A Blue Checkmark Sports Writer Says He Can See Sports Coming Back Sooner Than Expected From Coronavirus, With The NFL Regular Season Not Being Impacted At All

See? It isn't that hard to lift everyone's spirits during this dark time! I'm sure the words of Big Tony Fauci carry a little more weight in the medical community than me, but I carry more actual weight than him on a scale. So who's to say who is right and who is wrong? I don't think anybody truly knows exactly what's going to happen over the next few days let alone weeks or months or years because there is so much that can change with the virus and with the humans impacted by the virus. But that's not going to stop us from reacting to every report or timeline that gets reported about this fuckface virus.

Which is why I am floating out this quote out into the internet ether. Any media outlet that wants to get some easy clicks/retweets from people looking for some good news on this gloomy Thursday. I have no logic to support this theory other than reeeeeeeeally wanting it to happen and there has to be a chance a vaccine falls from the heavens one of these days. But until a scientist says my extremely vague quote has absolutely 0.0000000% chance of happening, I am sticking to it. "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one - John Lennon" - A bunch of random celebrities

- A bunch of professional idiots on the internet

I would also like to assure everyone that this isn't Click Burglar Clem thieving your pageview but instead Optimist Clem living by the words of a very wise man who was proven right in the face of adversity.

For the record, if this quote ends up being right, everyone better attribute Clem from Barstool Sports for calling his shot.

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