NY Post- The quarantine life has been “a prolonged honeymoon” for newlyweds Tim Tebow and wife Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters “People ask us how’s married life been, well, we’ve been in quarantine for most of it,” Nel-Peters recently said on E!”s “The Isolation Room,” adding she still likes Tebow “a lot” in close quarters.
In January, Mets prospect Tebow wed Nel-Peters, a former Miss Universe, in her native South Africa. The couple announced their engagement in early 2019 after less than a year of dating.
Gotta shout out college football legend and
Wilpon moneygrab Mets minor league outfielder Tim Tebow for living the dream during this quarantine nightmare since there is no time of their lives most people would want to have prolonged in their life more than their honeymoon. Even the word "Honeymoon" just sounds so delightful. A moon dipped in honey? Yum!
Now I'm not sure a prolonged honeymoon means the Tebows are snorkeling all the time, treating themselves to extra fancy dinners, or just a whole lot of bumping and grinding. But there has never been someone who deserves squeezing every ounce out of a prolonged honeymoon more than Timothy Richard Tebow, who made Jesus' 40 days of being tempted by the devil seem like light work while becoming a championship winning Heisman trophy QB at the University of Florida while allegedly staying true to the teachings of the good book despite having a girlfriend like this (even though I'm 90% sure this was just a random picture taken that Internet 1.0 went wild with).
Being able to simply avoid your new wife having Spouse's Remorse after you arriving back from whatever vacation destination you went to on your honeymoon is a big step toward blessed matrimony. But if she actually enjoys being with you in close quarters with you while in the pressure cooker of a quarantine, a special bond truly has been formed. Congrats to the beautiful couple and keep (proverbially) honeymooning your dick off, Tim!
P.S. I'm not sure if or where I can bet this, but I guarantee if the Tebows have a kid, it will be at the very least a powerful world leader if not a superhero.