BREAKING: Tim Tebow Is Currently Working Out For The Philadelphia Eagles

Um…#InChipWeTrust.  Yeah.  That’s all I got.

Keep in mind bringing someone in for a workout means absolutely nothing.  But mark my words if they sign Lord Tebow you can bet your sweet ass I’m back in the front pew this Sunday. Get ready, St. Pat’s Parish!  The kid’s back ducking the collection plate!  I don’t care if the Holy Water will burn holes right through my sinning existence.  Gotta support the team.