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YOWZA! Believe it! Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, there aren't a lot of reasons to get dressed to the NINES anymore! No clubs or nights out on the town! Why not get all DID up for the essentials like going to the grocery store?!?!? Mikayla gets it! It's nice to feel normal again! Down with Coronavirus!
PS - You know who isn't getting dressed up at all? Or even doing his job? FORTNIGHT BOY! Go tell him to thank me for earning his paycheck for him please with all these PAGEVIEWS!