If you're ever looking for some time to kill, I suggest browsing through r/AskReddit. A lot of interesting topics and stories from people are always floating around there. A couple of weeks ago, I blogged about what people have learned about their significant others during quarantine. Today I found a post of parents talking about the weirdest things they've ever caught their kids doing. Kids doing weird shit is always funny. Let's look at some of the best responses.
"Marty McFly and his scientist friend Doc Brown get ready to travel back in time. Without a time machine, their only option is to lick Marty's mom's toe."
Better safe than sorry. This is honestly something I could see
a younger version of myself doing.
This family must have some incredibly fascinating dinner conversations.
The ice cream will technically become poop so I guess she's not wrong.
Sometimes you just black out and become a weiner dog. It happens.
One of the weirdest things I ever did as a kid was I'd kiss all the items in a hotel room before leaving. No licking, but I just really fucking loved hotels. Looking back now as a germaphobe, this was pretty gross.
This is honestly not a terrible idea. Instead of getting up to pee multiple times per night, maybe I should just get myself a pee hat. Will need to work out the kinks though.
The double poop is pure genius. You know how many times I have to take a shit but one of my roommates is in the bathroom? I will be approaching them with this idea tonight.
I know that wetting brown paper towels and leaving them around the house looking like pieces of shit is one thing, but using actual human feces is whole new level.
Really just curious as to why this family had a steady string of old ladies coming over to visit and interrogate their daughter.
There's absolutely nothing I would have sacrificed my
toys action figures for as a child. What a hero.
You can check out the rest of the answers here
What's the weirdest thing you ever did as a kid/caught your kid doing?
In addition to the hotel items kissing, the weirdest thing I ever did as a kid was convince myself I was becoming a lizard. Was at a first grade assembly and just randomly started scratching myself and screaming "I think I'm becoming a lizard!" It turns out, I was not in fact becoming a lizard.