Wayne Rooney Got Knocked The Fuck Out During Your Standard Kitchen Boxing Brawl

(Source) – Footballer Wayne Rooney was apparently knocked out during a boxing bout in his kitchen with a friend during a lads’ night in. The pair were messing around in the kitchen of Rooney’s £3.5million Cheshire mansion last month when the incident happened. Another friend filmed the fight, which is believed to have started off playfully, but then “got out of hand” according to the un-named friend who filmed it.

And that’s why you don’t box your friends. Shit always starts fun. You’ll be laughing, dancing like Ali, throwing some light little jabs. But, eventually, someone’s gonna get hit in the face. That’s when everything falls apart. Tyson said everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face and that’s never more true than in friendly, joke around fights. Once that happens it turns into the biggest fight imaginable. Ten years of pent up aggression over just letting shit slide because he’s your friend makes you start throwing bombs at one another until someone’s KO’d on the kitchen floor.

PS – Hilarious how the camera just slowly pans over to him and no one is making sure he’s OK. Really, guys? He’s the most important athlete in the country. Maybe at least check his pulse or something?

PPS – “Lads night in.” Kinda like a guys afternoon in? A GAI? No, not gay. A bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour long shower with guys.