Chrissy Teigen Posts A DIABOLICAL Thirst Trap And Then Goes HAM On The Trolls

DM - Chrissy Teigen took to Twitter on Sunday to fire back at online trolls who publicly shamed her 'square' shape.'Everyone [is] used to...surgically enhanced curves. I've been a square my whole life and let me tell you, it's paid off nicely in many ways,' wrote Teigen, in response to a fan defending the 36-year-old model's body. The flood of critical comments first appeared on Saturday evening after Teigen posted a clip of herself sporting a plunging swimsuit to her Instagram Story.

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WOW!  Go Chrissy Go!  First of all, that is certainly one THIRSTY one-piece Instagram post!  Very parched, indeed!  Also, way to go after those nasty trolls!  People are actually calling Chrissy, "Square"?!?!?  Blasphemy!!!  She's one beautiful Mama who has ALWAYS looked like a Goddess!  Keep on thirsting!  Fire back at those trolls!  Go Chrissy Go!  

from Nude GIFs via Gfycat

from Chrissy Teigen GIFs via Gfycat

PS - Speaking of a "Square" physical attribute, Lego Fortnight Boy is still doing his useless video game thing like a child while I do his job for him and get PAGEVIEWS!  Tell him how LAZY he is for me, por favor!