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Chrissy Teigen Posts A DIABOLICAL Thirst Trap And Then Goes HAM On The Trolls

DM - Chrissy Teigen took to Twitter on Sunday to fire back at online trolls who publicly shamed her 'square' shape.'Everyone [is] used to...surgically enhanced curves. I've been a square my whole life and let me tell you, it's paid off nicely in many ways,' wrote Teigen, in response to a fan defending the 36-year-old model's body. The flood of critical comments first appeared on Saturday evening after Teigen posted a clip of herself sporting a plunging swimsuit to her Instagram Story.

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WOW!  Go Chrissy Go!  First of all, that is certainly one THIRSTY one-piece Instagram post!  Very parched, indeed!  Also, way to go after those nasty trolls!  People are actually calling Chrissy, "Square"?!?!?  Blasphemy!!!  She's one beautiful Mama who has ALWAYS looked like a Goddess!  Keep on thirsting!  Fire back at those trolls!  Go Chrissy Go!  

from Nude GIFs via Gfycat

via Gfycat

from Nude GIFs via Gfycat

from Nude GIFs via Gfycat

from Nude GIFs via Gfycat

from Chrissy Teigen GIFs via Gfycat

PS - Speaking of a "Square" physical attribute, Lego Fortnight Boy is still doing his useless video game thing like a child while I do his job for him and get PAGEVIEWS!  Tell him how LAZY he is for me, por favor!