It's Not Just Humans That Are Horny And Angry Right Now

Here's another reason to worry if you live in Florida. 

According to CBS Miami ...

Officials say Floridians should be on the lookout for aggressive alligators during this time of year as a 9-foot gator had to be removed from a county road.

A male gator measuring 9 feet, 2 inches (2.8 meters) had to be removed from a roadway after it was spotted “being aggressive with traffic.” 

So apparently the alligators which probably have been getting way too comfortable during the past few months with less humans out and about are in the middle of their ass eating season and that causes the males to be way more aggressive. To the tune of horny males are willing to take on traffic. 

Mating season lasts from April until the end of June and male gators like to sun themselves to get their body temperature up to conserve as much energy as possible so they can fight and fuck all spring. This practice is so effective for mating that it has been imitated by human spring breakers in exactness. 

It's not just roads these fuckbois like to flex at. So be mindful of your small pets out nearby bodies of water and maybe keep your head on a swivel if you plan on hitting golf courses in the southeast in May and June @RiggsBarstool.