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This Bear Would Get His Ass Smoked In A Real Fight

All of Twitter is sucking the bear’s dick right now and that’s all fine and dandy but at the same time why? Doesn’t have an ounce of rudimentary nunchuck skills under his belt. No opposable thumbs. No wrist action on the snap back. Limited control through his combination moves. Honestly it’s the sloppiest nunchucking I’ve seen in a long time. Probably since the Michaelangelo stunt double on TMNT #2 had some bad tuna and had to sit out a bunch of scenes. You have to watch in slow motion to really appreciate it but leave it to me. Resident nunchuck expert. And this expert says this bear fucking sucks.