I See Your Mickey Mantle Sex Stories And Raise You The Top 10 Pat Burrell Sexcapades That Belong To The Ages

Alright, Chiefy.  Mickey Mantle had his fair share of interesting stories off the diamond, but nothing - NOTHING will compare to the legends allegations of Patrick Burrell in and around Philadelphia during his career. Everyone in the Tri-State area has a Pat Burrell story. Sure, most are second and third hand and are most likely greatly exaggerated, all are inappropriate, but still somehow you can see the possibility of truth in all of them. We now revisit some of the stories that live on in the ages.  Behind the Bat's 10 Tall Tales:  

10. Pat The Bat’s Postgame Move

Heard this story third hand from an old roommate. A girl he knows is out in Olde City one night and realizes she is within a few feet of The Bat so she approaches him and after seconds of courting they end up back at her place. I dont know any sex details but they finish the deed and he gets up, put on his clothes and walks to the door to leave. She is curious why he is so fast to leave…..Pat tells her “I’m heading back out, but don’t worry……(turns around single pistol eye wink) You just got fucked by Pat Burrell”.

9. Pat The Bat At The Bar

During the early years of his career, Burrell was spotted having a fun night with friends at 32 Degrees in Olde City. Pat, dressed in an awesomely homoerotic fish net t-shirt with a gold chain around his neck, went up to the bar to order a round of Bud Lights. After receiving a tray with about 10 bottles scattered about, The Babe proceeded to walk away. The bartender catches Pat’s attention by yelling, “Hey man, you have to pay for those beers.” The Bat stops, slowly turns around and said, “Do you know who I am?” The barkeep, confused by the question, replied, “Yeah…you’re Pat Burrell.” Burrell instantly responds back with force, “You are correct. I am Pat Burrell,” and proceeds to walk back to his table without paying for the drinks.

8.  Pat The Bat Ditching Bait

I just saw all the pat Burrell stories and had to share this one. I heard it years ago from one of the older guys from my nieghborhood. They were out downtown at the same bar as pat. They sent him over a few drinks and eventually started bull shitting with him at the bar. While they were talking a girl kept trying to get his attention and pat became annoyed very quickly. Pat eventually had enough and turns to the girl and says let’s take a walk. He walks the girl out front thru revolving doors. Without stoping he leaves her on the side walk and revolves right back into the bar like it never happened.

7. Pat The Bat Washing Up

At the Continental in Center City, I walked into the bathroom to find Pat Burrell at the sink...washing his dick.  We caught eyes and he stated "Had a run in with a broad in the stall, gotta stay fresh".  

We then shook hands.  

6.  Pat The Bat And Sloppy Seconds

So basically pat used to date heather mitts whose now married to AJ Feeley. When they were all in Philly, Feeley saw Pat at a bar and went up to him and praised his career and the Phil’s. Pat started off cordial giving him the same bs back about the eagles. But before he walked away he left him with this “one more question… How’s my dick taste?” What a legend.

5.  Pat The Bat And The Morning After

Not sure if you heard this one before but supposedly my buddys cousin took Pat the bat back to her place home from the bar. She woke up early in the morning to go to work so she left her number and a pop tart on the counter. When she got home she saw that the pop tart was gone but her number was still there. Pats a legend.

4. Pat The Bat Out With Friends

This one is a first hand telling of the story so I believe it to be totally true. Pat was out with Chase Utley around the time when Chase first got called up. The two were sitting at a bar in Philly, Chase having some sort of mixed drink and Pat drinking a beer out of a Big Gulp cup. He was just leaning over the bar and pouring beers for himself. They leave and go elsewhere. My friend leaves with his buddy and goes to the next bar where Pat and Chase are also at. Two girls were pestering the ball players so Pat threw his drink into one girls face.. The girls were thrown out and Pat was brought a fresh couple of drinks.

3. Pat The Bat And His Fans

A bunch of us were out in Manyunk and spotted Pat The Bat at the bar drinking Bud Light straight out of a pitcher.  As a college kid, I was excited to see the Phillies star and mustered up the balls to say what's up.  

Me: "Hey Pat, big fan, just wanted to say..."

Pat: "Smell my fingers."

Me: "Ok....?"

(Whiffs index and middle fingers pointed as a gun)

Pat: They're going to smell like your girl over there real soon if you don't leave me the fuck alone.

2. Pat the Bat in Bed

The Fightins’ are on the road, and Pat brings a young lady back to his room. At some point, Pat decides to turn her over and put it in her ass. As he’s plowing her, he begins to scream, “Is your pussy jealous? Is your pussy jealous? Cause Pat Burrell is fucking you in the ass!” Always the charmer.

1. Pat The Bat Getting It In

A few guys were on a business trip in Pittsburgh. They knew the Phils were in town so when they spotted Pat Burrell at a club, it wasn’t a total surprise. The Bat ended up taking a liking to one of the girls in their group. She thought he was good looking but didn’t follow baseball. He took her back to his hotel room and a make out session ensued until the girl alerted the Machine she would NOT do him. Quizzical by her not wanting to hop on the Bat, Burrell respected her chastity. He simply looked down at his enlarged pants and asked her a simple question: “Well, you mind if I take care of business?” She exited the premises to leave Pat the Bat take care of what needed to be done.

Pat.  The.  Bat.  

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