First time in like 20 years I cared about the draft. Chips. Beers. Zoom call with friends. Who will the Pats take? Will they move up and draft a potentially sexy pick?
NO! OF COURSE NOT YOU FUCKING IDIOT JOHN! YOU DUMB FUCK! YOU MORON FOOL WHO JUST WAITED THROUGH ALL KINDS OF BULLSHIT AND WATCHED GOODELL PRETEND TO BE A HUMAN AND SAW ALL THE SAD STORIES AND YOU DID IT ALL FOR NOTHING! AND THE WORST PART IS YOU'RE SURPRISED! YOU DUMB SHIT.